So, Dunkin released their brand new breakfast item today. It's exciting! It's revolutionary! It's like nothing you've seen before! It's........
A sack of bacon.
And, an underwhelming one at that. I expected from the press pics the bacon to be towering out the top of my "fry bag" teasing me with porky goodness. No, pretty lackluster. It was a bunch of limp, way too peppery bacon shoved in a sack. So, did I throw it out in an upset "need my pork" rage? No. Did I pawn it off to a coworker? Um, no. I still ate it. Because, well, bacon.